14 Videogames You Really Don’t Expect to Find on Pornhub

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It would appear that videogames and porn go hand in hand for many.

In the interests of “research” I visited Pornhub to see just what videogame-related content is out there, and I won’t lie, I was surprised. Also a little bit disgusted and amused, but mainly surprised.

And so I present to you 14 videogames that you really don’t expect to find on Pornhub. That’s right, people out there have made dirty live action and/or animated videos of all the games on this list.

Life is Strange

Life is Strange Episode 4

Life is Strange is a great game, and it also seems to have captured the attention of a lot of sexually-charged individuals going by Pornhub search results.

There’s an abundance of videos featuring characters such as Max, Chloe and even Kate going at it in various forms. Honestly, it’s quite disturbing just how many there are actually. So yeah, if you ever found yourself playing Life is Strange and thought “By eck, I’d love to see her in action!” you’re well catered for.

Animal Crossing

Animal Crossing porn. ANIMAL CROSSING PORN. Just what has the world come to?

That’s right, for some strange reason there’s Animal Crossing porn on Pornhub. Just who’s sat there playing Animal Crossing thinking “Hmm, this is making me rather horny…” Whoever you are, get some help! You’re not well in the head.

Sonic the Hedgehog

I know Sonic the Hedgehog is immensely popular, but still, is there really any need for Sonic the Hedgehog porn? Really?

There’s quite a bit on Pornhub, although worryingly most of it portrays Sonic as a female. Maybe it’s social commentary on how Sonic is always seemingly getting fucked over by SEGA these days? Or maybe people just really want to see Sonic getting it good. I’m not sure, and I don’t think I want to really find out either.

Kirby

Let’s face it, Kirby already looks like some sort of strange sex toy, and so unsurprisingly enough there some videos on Pornhub of him being taken advantage of.

If you really want to watch lewd videos of Kirby then please, go ahead. Though hopefully our paths will never cross in real life though you fiend!

The Last of Us

I’m kind of not surprised by The Last of Us being popular with porn peddlers, but at the same time I really am.

You can guess the content of most of the videos available – I’m not going to spell it out for you – and yeah, they’re just a bit wrong. Put it this way, if they really were the last of us, they might not be for long if they keep their antics up. Disgusting.

Angry Birds

Have you ever been turned on by Angry Birds? No, me neither.

It seems to do it for some though – or more specifically one particular couple going at it while cosplaying as a pair of Angry Birds. I’m not sure if I want to live on this planet anymore…

Borderlands

Known for its humour, it would also appear that many players get the horn on for some of Borderlands‘ characters while blasting around Pandora.

Mad Moxxi and Lilith seem to be the primary targets of smut lovers’ affections, with Pornhub visitors being able to watch plenty of videos of them in action. I really love Borderlands┬ábut I don’t think I’ll ever look at in the same way again now…

Minecraft

Have you ever looked at some pieces of LEGO and got turned on? It would seem that some possibly do going by the amount of Minecraft porn there is about.

I mean, come on, really? Why? Just Why? What’s erotic about some badly textured blocks? Is anyone really looking at it? I guess they do as there’s so much of it, but just who? Is it you?…I hope not.

Watch Dogs

The original Watch Dogs featuring the dour-faced Aiden Pierce has to be one of the least sensual games ever made. You’ll still find some naughty stuff on Pornhub based on it though.

It would appear that Aiden’s helpful hacker friend Clara Lille is quite a hit with her alternative looks. So yeah, it’s a thing, apparently.

Mirror’s Edge

The developers of Mirror’s Edge probably never envisaged its protagonist Faith Connors being a sex object. It would seem that many players want her to be though.

Maybe it’s Faith’s flexibility and athleticism that makes her so popular? Or maybe it’s her confidence and spunky attitude that makes people feel a little frisky? I honestly couldn’t say, but if she is the object of your desires then there’s material out there.

Devil May Cry

Known for its over-the-top action, it would also appear that Devil May Cry causes some sensations in the nether regions for some.

Nero and Gloria seem to be the focus of porn creators’ attention, though even Kyrie has been exposed for all to see. Just what will Dante think?

Rayman

Have you ever played Rayman Origins? Did you not find the fairies you had to save strangely oversexualised? I certainly did.

Over on Pornhub it’s put forward that Rayman very much wanted his wicked way with them, and in Rayman Whorigins he gets his wish. What a time to be alive.

Dark Souls

Dark Souls

Playing a game like Dark Souls is stressful, and it seems that many gamers relieve themselves by fantasising about the shrine maidens they encounter on their journey.

They may be eager to help you level up and attune their spells, but I’m not sure any of them agreed to engage in the acts depicted by the thumbnails.

Super Mario Bros.

Yet another one that leaves me despairing at human existence; who the hell wants to watch Mario and co. have a little sexy time?

Princess Peach seems to be the favourite of those looking for some special private time, though I imagine Mario and Luigi do get in on the act too. Dear lord, that’s a mental image that will haunt me for a while.