14 Videogames You Really Don’t Expect to Find on Pornhub

Mirror’s Edge

The developers of Mirror’s Edge probably never envisaged its protagonist Faith Connors being a sex object. It would seem that many players want her to be though.

Maybe it’s Faith’s flexibility and athleticism that makes her so popular? Or maybe it’s her confidence and spunky attitude that makes people feel a little frisky? I honestly couldn’t say, but if she is the object of your desires then there’s material out there.

Devil May Cry

Known for its over-the-top action, it would also appear that Devil May Cry causes some sensations in the nether regions for some.

Nero and Gloria seem to be the focus of porn creators’ attention, though even Kyrie has been exposed for all to see. Just what will Dante think?

Rayman

Have you ever played Rayman Origins? Did you not find the fairies you had to save strangely oversexualised? I certainly did.

Over on Pornhub it’s put forward that Rayman very much wanted his wicked way with them, and in Rayman Whorigins he gets his wish. What a time to be alive.

Dark Souls

Dark Souls

Playing a game like Dark Souls is stressful, and it seems that many gamers relieve themselves by fantasising about the shrine maidens they encounter on their journey.

They may be eager to help you level up and attune their spells, but I’m not sure any of them agreed to engage in the acts depicted by the thumbnails.

Super Mario Bros.

Yet another one that leaves me despairing at human existence; who the hell wants to watch Mario and co. have a little sexy time?

Princess Peach seems to be the favourite of those looking for some special private time, though I imagine Mario and Luigi do get in on the act too. Dear lord, that’s a mental image that will haunt me for a while.