There’s been some crazy side activities in Yakuza games, but this one takes the piss. Literally.
Early on in Yakuza Kiwami 2, you’re likely to come across a man standing near the SEGA centre on the streets of Kamurocho. Talk to him, and he’ll coerce you into testing Toylets, a device which he claims will revolutionise the act of pissing.
Essentially gaming devices that are positioned at eye level across selected urinals, they’re meant to make taking a leak fun. They also help gentlemen focus on the accuracy of their stream, apparently. All I know for sure is that it’s a batshit crazy idea that could only be the product of Japan. And it turns out there are devices in real life actually like them. We live in a weird world.
There are two pissing minigames on offer, each with easy, normal and hard difficulty settings. “The North Wind and The Sun… And Me” synchronises the flow of your urine with the blow of a wind cloud. Your aim is to raise the skirt of an unfortunate lady in order to see her panties, but to do that you’ll need to carefully administer your gusts. “Milky Nose”, on the other hand, marries your urinal flow to a stream of milk you blast at your opponent. Your aim is to match your opponent’s current, and by doing so you build up a blast meter. When the meter’s full, give it all you’ve got, and hopefully you’ll knock them out with the force of your flow.
You can watch both of the minigames below, and bask in all their piss-based glory. If you want to play them yourself in Yakuza Kiwami 2, make sure you visit the large SEGA centres in Kamurocho and Sotenbori regularly. And if you’ve not yet purchased Yakuza Kiwami 2, what are you waiting for?
