Spider-Man is a Complete Jackass, And We Have The Photos to Prove It

Does whatever a spider can... as long as it involves being a nuisance.

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Chris McMullen
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Everyone loves Spider-Man, right?

Well, except maybe J Jonah Jameson and the criminals he puts away. But that got us to wondering… is it possible to make Spider-Man a pain in the backside? The kind of person you’d pay to get rid of? We loaded up Spider-Man on the PS4 and, doing our best to act like a complete jackass, used the game’s photo mode to take pictures of our selfish shenanigans.

Behold, the side of Spider-Man you’ve never seen before. We apologise for the fictional residents of New York who were harmed during the taking of these photographs.

Can I direct you to the nearest grief counsellor?
Do you need a lift?
It’s what he would have wanted.
Drum roll!
I hope you weren’t in a hurry.
What? It’s not like he’ll be needing the bike any time soon.
I see arachnophobia in your child’s future.
Don’t mind me… just play around me.
I’ll move when the starters arrive. Probably.
Everybody loves a superhero landing.
Chris McMullen
Chris has been gaming since the days of the Acorn Electron, which was allegedly purchased to 'help him with his homework'. You can probably guess how well that went. He’ll tackle most genres – football titles aside – though he has a taste for games that that are post-apocalyptic, horror-oriented or thought provoking in nature.

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