Spider-Man is a Complete Jackass, And We Have The Photos to Prove It

Does whatever a spider can... as long as it involves being a nuisance.

Everyone loves Spider-Man, right?

Well, except maybe J Jonah Jameson and the criminals he puts away. But that got us to wondering… is it possible to make Spider-Man a pain in the backside? The kind of person you’d pay to get rid of? We loaded up Spider-Man on the PS4 and, doing our best to act like a complete jackass, used the game’s photo mode to take pictures of our selfish shenanigans.

Behold, the side of Spider-Man you’ve never seen before. We apologise for the fictional residents of New York who were harmed during the taking of these photographs.

Can I direct you to the nearest grief counsellor?
Do you need a lift?
It’s what he would have wanted.
Drum roll!
I hope you weren’t in a hurry.
What? It’s not like he’ll be needing the bike any time soon.
I see arachnophobia in your child’s future.
Don’t mind me… just play around me.
I’ll move when the starters arrive. Probably.
Everybody loves a superhero landing.