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2Cranky Kong (Donkey Kong Country)

top 10 beards in games

He may be a monkey, but that doesn’t stop this grumbling old coot from growing a fantastic beard. We wonder though, being the font of all knowledge that he is, could he explain why his beard is pure white, whilst the rest of his hair is still brown?

Editor in Chief // An avid gamer since discovering the wonders of the Acorn Electron in the '80s, Rich has nearly played more games than he's had hot dinners. Not one to put all his eggs in one basket, Rich is happy to play games of all genres, but he particularly enjoys racing games and anything that's full of non-stop action, especially if it includes a good dose of humour, horror or crudeness!