Cryptosporidium 137 is here. And he wants to abduct you.
But not if you abduct him first. And you can, of sorts, if you fancy laying down £350/$400 on the Crypto-137 Edition of Destroy All Humans!. He’s in it three times, actually: a wearable Crypto backpack, a squeezy Crypto stress toy, and a 60cm Crypto statue. That’s a lot of Crypto.
It’s also a lot of money – but when else are you ever going to get to own your own alien? Or wear one on your back?
Thanks to publisher THQ Nordic, who sent us a Crypto-137 Edition to unbox and fawn over. Watch the video above – that we took some, er, liberties with when editing – to see everything in this mammoth edition in detail. The video doesn’t quite do the outer box justice. This thing is huge. Well over 4ft long.
