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Watch Us Unbox The Crypto-137 Edition of Destroy All Humans

Cryptosporidium 137 is here. And he wants to abduct you.

But not if you abduct him first. And you can, of sorts, if you fancy laying down £350/$400 on the Crypto-137 Edition of Destroy All Humans!. He’s in it three times, actually: a wearable Crypto backpack, a squeezy Crypto stress toy, and a 60cm Crypto statue. That’s a lot of Crypto.

It’s also a lot of money – but when else are you ever going to get to own your own alien? Or wear one on your back?

Thanks to publisher THQ Nordic, who sent us a Crypto-137 Edition to unbox and fawn over. Watch the video above – that we took some, er, liberties with when editing – to see everything in this mammoth edition in detail. The video doesn’t quite do the outer box justice. This thing is huge. Well over 4ft long.

For more about Destroy All Humans!, read our review.

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Editor in chief // Kim's been into video games since playing Dizzy on her brother's Commodore 64 as a nipper. She'll give just about anything a go, but she's got a particular soft spot for indie adventures. If she's not gaming, she'll be building Lego, reading a thriller, watching something spooky or... asleep. She does love to sleep.