We’re all excited to play Resident Evil Village, but we’re more excited to be smothered by Tall Vampire Lady.
Tall Vampire Lady is also known as Lady Alcina Dimitrescu and, since her recent debut, the internet has been both intrigued by and attracted to her.
We’ve been cracking up seeing how crazy the internet has gone over this lusty lady so we’ve put together some of our favourite memes that emerged last week.
We’ve all gone through the fantasy of having our blood sucked by a vampire.
Oh, you haven’t had that fantasy? Well, most of the internet now has after seeing that new Resident Evil Village trailer.
How am I supposed to be scared playing Resident Evil Village if I'm being hunted down by victorian era goth women and a 9ft tall vampire that's like my fantasy pic.twitter.com/reHK9Z6djl
— Spooky (@spookygoo) January 21, 2021
Looking for the official ESRB warning for Resident Evil Village? Here you go. Warnings include: Tall Vampire Lady who doesn’t fit through doors and wears a big hat. Rated S for Step On Me. 100% official, honest.
BREAKING: The ESRB has created a new rating specifically for Resident Evil Village pic.twitter.com/brRsWjm2cJ
— Daura 'Antifa' Late Kale (@zzuBkaruaL) January 22, 2021
Are we scared or turned on by the evil ladies in Resident Evil Village? Well, this guy can attest that he is both.
Me playing Resident Evil Village pic.twitter.com/6Dm9JNVpTo
— Robin (@XycronVA) January 24, 2021
The Big Woman Still Here?
Trust us, you’re not the only one attracted to women that could crush you in one quick stomp.
I can't wait for this to be me the entire time playing Resident Evil Village: pic.twitter.com/2vIKLIu4uU
— Gee 🌈 (@Geestargames) January 22, 2021
Maybe not all of you are ready for marriage, but this Twitter user is already practicing their vows for when they marry Lady Demitrescu.
me and lady demitrescu on our way to get married when resident evil 8 village drops pic.twitter.com/SJNkGD2PBG
— Negative Rust (@Brandon_Beyond) January 22, 2021
Pick Me Up Alcina, Pick Me Up
We love a good mix of memes and this one cracked us up as soon as we saw it. The joke here being that Tall Vampire Lady could just pick us up off the ground and we’d be happy with it. Just like Baby Yoda with his bestie.
Me when I find Lady Alcina Dimitrescu in Resident Evil Village pic.twitter.com/GY3hFeNEdH
— DidneyWorl (@BloodyCheery) January 22, 2021
The New Logo
It’s pretty cool how Capcom managed put the VIII in Village as part of the game’s logo, but we think this person’s reimagining of the logo is much more appropriate.
— Marcozias_NV (@MarcoziasN) January 23, 2021