Get Wrapped Up in Resident Evil Village With This Lady Dimitrescu Towel

Resident Evil Village
(Capcom/SiliconEra)

The good news is, there’s a three meter tall life-size towel of Lady Dimitrescu from Resident Evil Village.

Yes, Capcom are well and truly tapping into the internet’s thirst geyser and have created a massive towel, bearing the image of Resident Evil Village’s Tall Vampire Lady. Three meters in length, it’s entirely to scale meaning, if you can get your hands on it you’re in no danger of getting cold as you step out of the bath.

The bad news is, as reported by SilconEra, the towel is a competition prize and can only be won if you live in Japan. On top of which, there are only three towels to be won which makes it very unlikely you’d be able to bag one off eBay; besides which, do you really want to take the risk it’s been used.

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In case you’ve missed out on the Lady Dimitrescu lust, she’s (allegedly) a vampire who serves as one of the antagonists in Resident Evil Village. Her fashion sense, plummy voice and general demeanour have caught the attention of the internet, even though she ends up trying to murder you much in the manner of Resident Evil 2 Remake’s Mr X.

But all is not lost. Both RedBubble and Etsy have gone Lady D mad; you can purchase shower curtains, throw pillows and much, much more. It can only be a matter of time before someone duplicates Capcom’s efforts and delivers a near-identical towel.

In the mean time, you can get your hands on Resident Evil Village when it releases this May 7th.

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