Bioware have revealed your Mass Effect Legendary Edition choices and you’re just the worst. The absolute worst.
Sure, you personally may not have played Mass Effect Legendary Edition but we’re so disgusted with the gaming community’s collective choices that we’re holding you to account too. The infographic that developers Bioware recently posted reveals that, when faced with saving Ashley or Kaiden on Vermire, 60% chose to save Ashley.
We get that Kaiden is Carth 2.0 and has all the charisma of a block of balsa wood but, really, you chose the space racist? We hope you’re happy with the horror you’ve wreaked upon the universe. There were some other surprising choices, too many to list here, but here are a few that stand out:
- In Mass Effect 1, over 90% of players saved the Rachni Queen.
- In Mass Effect 2, 96% of players pulled a Phoenix Wright and saved Tali from exile.
- Between the three Mass Effect games, over 60% of players punched reporter Khalisah al-Jilani.
- In Mass Effect 3, 80% brokered peace between the Quarians and the Geth. We honestly though it’d be way less than that, especially given that this relies on you having completed Legion’s loyalty mission.
You can check out the complete infographic on the official Mass Effect Twitter account. But, please, tell us you were in the 40%.
