Lawn Mowing Simulator proves we’ve fallen asleep reading a copy of Your Sinclair and the last thirty years have just been a dream.
After all, how else can you explain that Advanced Lawnmower Simulator, a long-running gag game that was a regular fixture of the magazine, is now a reality? Sure, it’s called Lawn Mowing Simulator but it’s the same daft premise that had us chortling through our teenage years.
However, in the unlikely event that this is actually real, we should probably inform you that Lawn Mowing Simulator now has a release date, August 10th, which is when it’ll be landing on Xbox Series S/X and PC. It’ll see you creating your own lawn care business which definitely absolutely doesn’t involve mowing rude words into your customers gardens.
According to publishers Curve Digital, developers Skyhook Games have “Done such a brilliant job creating a beautiful and realistic lawn mowing experience”. So if we actually are awake, it’ll at least be more than a one-joke game. And if we’re not? We’re going to try dreaming a new Dizzy game.
You can wishlist Lawn Mowing Simulator on Steam and check out the trailer above.