The Funniest and Rudest License Plates You Can Have in Forza Horizon 5

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Call us immature if you like – but having a naughty word as your license plate in Forza Horizon 5 is funny.

Yes, we are naught but big kids. But if you can’t have a bit of fun with words and numbers once in a while, what’s the point in living? Exactly. And Forza Horizon 5, by letting you customise your license plate (or number plate or registration plate, depending where you live), lets us exercise our inner childishness.

However: you can’t run free with just about any rude word you can think of. Forza Horizon 5 has a pretty strict filter so you don’t offend other users. And while we’re very glad this filter is in place, it is a bit overzealous in places. Sorry – no ‘boobies’ for you!

But we’re here to help. We’ve done the hard work by trying a bunch of words and seeing what sticks. Below you’ll find ten of our favourite funny or rude license plates that you can use in Forza Horizon 5.

And if you’re looking for more ideas, check out Chris’ list of rude license plates that he tested in Forza Horizon 4. We’ve checked: they all still work in Forza Horizon 5, too!


Here’s one for the Red Dwarf fans!


A bit of harmless fluff.


A good old-fashioned British insult.


It seems lots of ‘Bum’ variations are welcome here.


Yes, we are five years old.


Arse is welcome. Ass is not.


This might not mean much outside of Yorkshire (in fact, even in Yorkshire, we’re not 100% sure what it means) but it’s a funny word nonetheless.


Bonking is fine. Shagging is frowned upon.


There really is nothing worse.


For when you want to offend without being offensive.