Kyle is a writer and an alien trying desperately to pass off as a normal human being. Living his entire life in the midwest, he unnaturally gravitated towards gaming rather than the much more normal hobby of collegiate football. Feeling at home with a controller between his hands, Kyle loves everything from The Sims to King of Fighters. More often than not you can find him rambling about how things were better in his day and how no one will ever truly appreciate the beauty of the Sega Saturn. He also plays inverted.