Goat Simulator Remastered unleashes its carnage next month

Remember Goat Simulator? Of course you do. It might just be our favourite ridiculous simulator, where you’re a goat wandering free, causing utter chaos wherever you go. But did you know it’s getting a remaster? Yeah: the original is 10 years old now, and so Goat Simulator Remastered is on its way to provide the silly sandbox with a modern overhaul.
This remaster promises all new HD visuals, making Goat Simulator look better than ever. It’ll also let you add mutators to your goats on the fly, with a pop-up menu available at any time. Think turning your goats into snails, giving them swords, or sticking a pair of wings on ’em. All totally normal things to do with goats, we’re very sure.
Perhaps the most impressive thing about Goat Simulator Remastered, though, is that it comes with a huge amount of DLC, all included in the price. Along with the base game, you’ll get:
- GoatVille
- Goat City Bay
- Goat MMO
- Goat Z
- PAYDAY
- Waste of Space
- Buck to School
Watch the Goat Simulator Remastered trailer below:
Phew. That’s a lot of content. You don’t have long to wait for it, either: Goat Simulator Remastered releases on 7th November, just short of a month away. And hey, that just so happens to be the day PS5 Pro releases — and what better way to showcase the console’s power than flinging goats around the atmosphere? (We’re joking… sort of. Developer Coffee Stain is yet to announce a PS5 Pro patch.)
Goat Simulator Remastered will be available on PS5, Xbox Series X/S and PC. More information can be found on the game’s official website.






